Listen to this song (You are the one) by Shiny Toy Guns.
Doesn't it sound like she's saying: "you've got nose hairs painful?"
She's not. At least that's what the official lyrics say. (Like we believe them?!?)
But for a mind as perverse as mine? I'm trying to figure out how one could have painful nose hairs.
But I bet if your nose hair was painful, you wouldn't think of much else. Any thoughts?