"Will you take me interval training?" I asked D.? I smiled my sweetest smile.
"The last time I took you interval training you said I was the Anti-Christ," he replied.
"I did?" I feign innocence.? Besides I distinctly remember calling him 'Satan' and not the 'Anti-Christ'.
"I know that you think that Satan and the Anti-Christ are two different things but I was the Southern Baptist.? I learned all about the Anti-Christ as a very small child."
"Yes, well, the Southern Baptist's are Satan expert.? So when can we go?" I asked.
We've been out twice this week.? I have not called him Satan or the Anti-Christ or the Devil or Lucifer or any other word that a Southern Baptist might think was fallen angel.
At least outloud.