Green Acres

To the tune of Green Acres theme song:

He says:

"Colorado Trail is the place for me,
Mountain Living is the life for me,
Backpacking from Denver to Durango!
Keep Denver just give me that mountianside."

I say:

"At home is where I'd rather stay,
I do not think I can live that way,
I just enjoy an indie band show,
Darling I love you but I"ll be in the front room!"

He says: "The trails"

I say: "Emails"

He says: "Fresh air!"

I say: "Clean underwear?"

He says: "You are my wife"

I roll my eyes.

And off we went.....

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