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Fix my life? Take a class.

I was taged by Odat for this meme.

The rules are as follows:

Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life. (If only it were that simple!)? It's more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you'd also like to take. Tag five other people.

1.  Conversational Dog.  I don't mean some Cesar Milan communication with dog.  I mean actual - this sound means "shut up" then you repeat the sound.  I'm willing to put the work.  I bet Odat would take that class with me.

2.  Wiggle your nose and clean the house.  Let's face it.  Samantha Stevens had some skills.  First, she'd have to teach me how to wiggle my nose.  I bet the rest would come in 10 or 12 easy lessons.  Wanna take that class with me?

3.  Accept the unacceptable.  My life would be easier if I could just go a long a little bit.  Someone is nasty?  I could just shrug my shoulders.  Sister acts crazy?  That's her problem.  Child is abusive? Oh well.  I've just never been able to accept the unacceptable.  I either have to try to repair the situation or walk away.

4. How to become a best selling author.  I know there are classes and books about this topic.  But I am being literal here - do this, then do that and whaa la!  Best seller!  Guaranteed success!

5.  Wiggle your hips. I'd love to be able to wiggle my hips like Ciara does in this video.  I'd love to be able to do this for a number of reasons. First, my hips hurt.  If I could wiggle like that, my hips wouldn't be so sore.  Of course, the hip wiggle is sexy as hell.  I would have less pain AND be sexy as hell.  I bet you want to take this class now!

Feel free to join me in these classes.  We'll take them together.

I tag:

Sandier Pastures


She became a butterfly

Harlekwin at Boho Wrap

Meems at Simply Momtastic