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Depressants work!

For the last day or so, I've been involved in a clinical trail of the new depressant. I hadn't realized how annoying my cheerful nature was. I am grateful that there is real medical treatment for my incessant good moods.

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

In the future, I will strive to be more depressed and hopeless.

For those of you without a sense of humor or who happen to be related to me, this is A JOKE.