Bring on the Funyuns!

My birthday means:

Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.  You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.  A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.  Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.

Your strength: Your undying determination  (This is a nice way of saying, "I've met mules that were less stubborn".)
Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle. (This is where the Funyuns come in - Don't you associate opulents with Funyuns?)
Your power color: Plum (My sister calls this MY color - I always tell her that if is was my color, I would trademark it and make a lot of money.  She doesn't think I am very funny.)
Your power symbol: Dollar sign (Hrm...lined up in front of my student loans... ya that's power)
Your power month: August  (Sweet!  This is when we are leaving for the trail!)

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