My birthday means:
Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money. You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet. A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job. Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.
Your strength: Your undying determination (This is a nice way of saying, "I've met mules that were less stubborn".)
Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle. (This is where the Funyuns come in - Don't you associate opulents with Funyuns?)
Your power color: Plum (My sister calls this MY color - I always tell her that if is was my color, I would trademark it and make a lot of money. She doesn't think I am very funny.)
Your power symbol: Dollar sign (Hrm...lined up in front of my student loans... ya that's power)
Your power month: August (Sweet! This is when we are leaving for the trail!)