My head has been full of unanswerable questions.
Thursday Thirteen #25 - Life's unanswerable questions. 1. Why do dogs have stinky farts?2. What is the exact purpose of Guitar Hero?3. How did those bug eye "I-just-had-plastic-surgery" sunglasses become popular?
4. How exactly do those yellow magnetic ribbons support the Troups?
5. If "The Secret" works, then why doesn't it work for the women in Darfur?
6. Why would anyone do this?
Graffiti artist Banksy pulls of most audacious stunt to date.
7. Since the success rate at alcohol and drug treatment facilities is less than 12%, why would anyone go to rehab??
8. How does President Bush KNOW that waterboarding isn't torture? Has he tried it?
9. Why do I have a longing for a crystal butter dish?
10. Why do I care what Dick Cheney is gawking at?
11. Why do British people have so many terms for crazy?? ( barking, barmy, nutty, very silly, mad, dotty, potty, wango dingo, nut case, nutter, mental, bonkers, off your trolley, round the bend, round the twist, up the pole, scatty, meshuga, batty, loopy, crackers, loony, out me head, do lally tap, Lakes of Kilarney.)
12. What would David do? Or, maybe, what will Posh do?
13. And of course, Einstein said that the most important question for a person to answer was: "Is the universe friendly or not?"
Well, is it??
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What are YOUR life questions? Post your life questions in the comments and I'll add them to the post.
Besos!
Other unanswered questions:
- Ornery's Wife wonders: "Why do people lie?"
- Chelle Y. wonders "Why?"
- Jilly wonders: "Why does my boyfriend leave his beer bottle caps all over my apartment?"
- Tommie wonders: "Why do kids have to barf on every single piece of bedding, when the tiled bathroom is a mere three-four steps away???"
- Forgetful One wonders: "Why did God invent mosquitoes?"
- Cajun Vegan wonders: "Whose cruel idea was it for the word ?lisp? to have an ?s? in it?"
- Angelle wonders: "Why do I have such bad cats?"
- Robin wonders: ?Where on earth do all those odd socks go??
- Miss Holly wonders: "Why do my kids get up so early?"
- Leslie Dicken wonders: "Why do cats always puke on carpet?!"
- Colleen wonders: "Why does the economy HAVE to keep growing?"
- Ivanhoe wonders: "How did the hanging pants under your butt became popular with guys?"
- Storyteller wonders: "Why does the press endlessly report on (and ask questions about) what doesn?t matter ? leaving less time for what does?"
- Xakara wonders: "Do we deserve for the universe to be friendly?"
- Kelly wonders: "Why do cookies have calories?!"
- Claudia wonders: "Why do Lakes of Kilarney mean crazy??"
- She wonders: "Why do people think it?s ok to abuse animals?"
- Julia wonders: "Why do morning people insist on being so cheery?"
- Michelle wonders: "Are British people are just generally more crazy than Americans?"
- Candy Minx wonders: "Why do people drive cars so much?"
- Kaige wonders: "Why does school have to start so early in the morning? Why isn?t there a special school for families of night owls?"
- Toni wonders: "Why can?t some people understand that other people have bad days too?"
- Jameil wonders: "Why does my father always put my shampoo/conditioner in my room when he cleans out the bathroom????? and why did he add the soap this time???"
- Alice Audrey wonders: "Why does my dentist leave such gaping hole?"
- Heart in SF, like Einstein, wonders: ?What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.?
- Tempest Knight wonders: "Why am I overworked and underpaid?"
- Pamela Kramer wonders: "Why can?t we have healthy fast food? If weight watchers is so great then why don?t they have a chain of restaurants or something?"
- Odat wonders: "Why not???????"
- Kat at Kat's Krackerbox wonders: "Why do people cross boundaries that are set up by others then get mad when the other person tries to tell them that they?ve crossed a boundary that they shouldn?t have?"
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1. Usually because they're fed not so good food; my dogs eat Innova Evo and do not ever fart...they do burp, tho!
2. FUN!
3. No earthly idea
4. I think they support the inventor of them
5. Maybe they don't know about it ;-)
6. Art?
7. Because those "less than 12%" that do make it is what they aspire to?
8. Let's try it on him!
9. Cause they're so pretty!
10. I'm pretty sure you don't.
11. Inbreeding
13. So far, so good!
I'm doing a T13 this week, won't be up til later tho :-)
Posted by: Janet | April 17, 2008 at 02:53 AM
I know. I know...but I must admit I DO like the 'bug' sunglasses.
Hope you can drop by to view my T 13....I love visitors y'know. :o)
Posted by: HOOTIN' ANNI | April 17, 2008 at 03:02 AM
Being a Brit, I can answer #11 for you. We are :-)
No, seriously, many of them come from the rich variety of languages that existed in the country in the past. As well as Germanic, there's Celtic survivals, Latin, French and a whole host more. And they all had their own take on everything.
And today, we have lots of words for everything.
Posted by: AnthonyNorth | April 17, 2008 at 03:19 AM
Cute list. I agree with Janet that it is the food that affects the dogs. Mine eats Innova food too, and she doesn't stink. I don't really know the answer to any of those other questions though. My main question of late is why do people lie? Great TT list.
TM
Posted by: orneryswife | April 17, 2008 at 03:40 AM
Hehe great list! I wonder about #3 myself :) Happy TT and thanks for dropping by!
Posted by: Sue | April 17, 2008 at 03:45 AM
Some very good questions, Claudia. Oh to know the answers!
I don't know what The Secret is but clearly it isn't doing any good, whatever it is.
Those magnetic yellow ribbons don't do the troops any good, but I suppose they make people who display them feel like they are doing something. And they make the manufacturers richer (are they made in China?)
If waterboarding isn't torture i hope Pres Bush will push for a posthumous pardon for the Japanese soldiers who were sentenced to long terms of imprisonment after the war for waterboarding allied prisoners. Or maybe it's only ok if you use it on Ay-rabs.
Posted by: Nicholas | April 17, 2008 at 04:09 AM
I admire Banksy. I think graf writers do it to show they can.
I wish I knew why dogs do stinky farts. I think I'll consult the google gods later on this one.
Posted by: SandyCarlson | April 17, 2008 at 04:32 AM
Janet - Great answers! You missed 12 - what do you think?
Hootin' Annie - We'll start calling you Bug Annie! ;)
Anthony North - Yea... but... they don't have as many words for food or sex or love.... just crazy.
OrnerysWife - EW! Great question. I'll add you!
Sue - I was trying to be funny!
Nicholas - I was hoping you could tell me why there are so many British words for CRAZY! You're my EXPERT. sheez. Great answers though! :)
Sandy Carlson - Good luck with the Google. We expect a blog post report! ;)
Posted by: Open Grove Claudia | April 17, 2008 at 04:34 AM
Those are Jackie O glasses. I grew up thinking they're the epitome of glamor. I believe those glasses are the only thing that the likes of Paris Hilton shares with the late Jackie O.
Dogs are adorable and sweet and I love stroking soft doggie ears. However, few things in life are stinkier than doggie farts.
Posted by: The Gal Herself | April 17, 2008 at 04:43 AM
What t a clever list. I'm afraid I don't have the answers.
Happy T13!
Posted by: Adelle Laudan | April 17, 2008 at 04:50 AM
I'm one who thinks The Secret has much to say. Not all will agree or listen. Not all will be ALLOWED to listen.
Anyway, I hope the Universe is friendly - sooner or later "they" will show up. Then again, maybe WE are too scary.
Smiles,
Holly
http://theabundanceplace.com
Posted by: Holly | April 17, 2008 at 04:57 AM
My question is just, "Why?" ;)
Posted by: Chelle Y. | April 17, 2008 at 05:14 AM
The Gal Herself - Yes, Jackie O was wonderful, wasn't she? and of course, you are right. Dog's are wonderful even if stinky.
Adelle Lauden - That makes two of us.
Holly - So you're saying that the women who are raped and tortured in Darfur aren't allowed to hear the message? I wonder why YOU would be allowed and THEY would not.
Chelle Y. - Good question.
Posted by: Open Grove Claudia | April 17, 2008 at 05:19 AM
Lol! #9 and #10 - I almost fell off the couch at the randomness. I heart you girlie!!!
My question: Why does my boyfriend leave his beer bottle caps all over my apartment?
Posted by: Jill | April 17, 2008 at 05:29 AM
Stinky and silent - the worst. Our guy isn't too bad unless he's had doggie treats.
The Brits are nutters that's why - I can say this because I have British friends...lol. I love their slang and accent, funny to listen to.
Posted by: TeaMouse | April 17, 2008 at 05:32 AM
I have some of those bug glasses....and I love them., they wrap around my eye, so I don't get side glare. I also have Nickelback's "I Wanna Be a Rockstar" as my ringtone though! LOL
my eternal question: Why do kids have to barf on every single piece of bedding, when the tiled bathroom is a mere three-four steps away???
Posted by: tommie | April 17, 2008 at 05:45 AM
Jill - Yes, random and unanswerable. As for the boyfriend? He's trainable.
Teamouse - Oh I see. They are CRAZY so they have so many words for it! ;)
Tommie - I just finished your blog - then realized duh - she's on the Nickelback Pandora station. duh. :) Great question!
Posted by: Open Grove Claudia | April 17, 2008 at 05:54 AM
Hmmmm, some interesting questions you have there. I didnt know that any farts smelled good...human or otherwise;) Happy TT and thanks for stopping by. Be sure to let us know the answers...lol
Posted by: Lori | April 17, 2008 at 05:58 AM
I'm so glad I don't have to have all the answers ;). Living in mystery is so much fun... or maybe not
Posted by: Judi | April 17, 2008 at 06:00 AM
Ah Claudia-san. I KNEW you would be my idol someday! Lol. Now, where's my boyfriend whistle... ;)
xo
Mine's up!
Posted by: Jill | April 17, 2008 at 06:00 AM
I often wonder about alot of those too.
My biggest question today is, Why do I stay up so late blogging when I know I have to wake up early??
Great T13
Posted by: KC | April 17, 2008 at 06:02 AM
Well, we know what David WANTS to do...
Posted by: gdaybloke | April 17, 2008 at 06:07 AM
Lori - I doubt they have answers.
Judi - Yes, mystery is good - plus I don't really want to know what Beckum did with the cheerleader. DRAMA
Jilly - psfft. Whistles work with dogs. BEER words with boys.
KC - Now that is an unanswerable question!
Gdaybloke - Yep, that was my take as well. ;)
Posted by: Open Grove Claudia | April 17, 2008 at 06:13 AM
I don't know the purpose of "Guitar Hero". I only know that I want to play. I saw Snoop Dogg's kids playing it on his television show.
Posted by: pjazzypar | April 17, 2008 at 06:31 AM
Hehehe great TT! I'm another who loves those bug eye sunglasses, I just can not wear them tho, I look tragic :)
Posted by: Homemaking Mama | April 17, 2008 at 06:34 AM