6 measly words (part 2)

"So what is it?" I asked my darling husband.

"I don't have one."

"I know you've been working on it.  I know you have."

"I have one but I don't want you to laugh," he said.

"Would I laugh?"

"Yes," he said.

I nod my head and work at a serious face.

"Redneck math geek mistaken for Belsh"

"What?"

"Never mind."

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