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Our preliminary research shows that a diet of Twizzlers, the candy made by Satan, and Coffee, with a little soy milk for protein, will make a person quite irritable. While more data is needed to confirm our findings, we felt our preliminary findings were significant enough to release to the general public.

UPDATE: This morning we received data from several other sites which confirms our findings.? However, soymilk, non-dairy creamer and milk appear equal and a non-factor in the irritation outcome.

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