I haven't written in a while....

because:

a) I didn't want to write the 'despite my mother-in-laws best efforts, we're still married' post.

b) I'm a super important person who has been busy, busy busy.

c) Aliens (and I'm not talking the illegal kind) have taken over my mind.

d) Jesus came and you missed it.  Tough luck.

e) I drank Irish Whiskey with Paolo Nutini's band and...

f) I'm in rehab.

e) All of the above.

Which do YOU think is true?

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