More Fortune Cookie Fun

You're probably thinking, "I don't have a favorite fortune!? What can I do Claudia???"
Well the Internet to the rescue.? You can check this site and receive a fortune as well as leave one.? My favorite?? "An apple a day keeps the doctor away - only if you throw it hard enough."? Yeah, that's wisdom.

Here's another fortune cookie site.? You can get your "bad" fortune.? It's a bit like Phoebie on Charmed becoming a demon for a show, but it's fun anyway. The cool thing about this site is that you get to break open the cookie for your fortune.? My fortune? "If you do something right the first time, nobody will appreciate how hard it was."
(Of course, I'm the middle child and no one appreciates me anyway, so it's a real fortune! ;)

What fortunes did you get?

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