On A Limb with Claudia

“Why don’t you come for dinner?” I ask Rocker Boy.
“That’s a great idea,” he says pulling from his pocket his expensive phone/PDA/kitchen sink apparatus.
“How about Monday?” I suggest.
“Oh, I can’t do Monday because I have to go to the bar, see a band and get shit faced that night.”
“I can’t do any other night [...]

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This holiday season, I noticed something a little unsettling.
All bald guys look like:

Scary, isn’t it?
I think we can all agree that bald guys look a like. And many of they have this same facial hair.
I turns out that bald guys are really:

Yep, it’s true. Bald guys are elfs.
If you know a bald [...]

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Recently the CEO presented me with the Rockin’ Girl Blogger award.

In an effort to live up to this award, I have prepared a “What everyone needs to know when they go to a Rock Concert” guide.  My intention is to help you enjoy your next venture to a rock concert.
1.  If you are going to [...]

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You know about the naked neighbor, right?
It turns out that standing at the window naked is spreading among the males in my neighborhood.
Yesterday, I was coming home from the gym. I had to park away from the house because they are doing some kind of road work outside my house.
(Remember the rule in the [...]

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I love men. I do! Please note that this is not a comparison to women. Women have a lot of these characteristics. These are just things I love about men.
I have a friend who says that every man takes one look at me and thinks “this one will understand me”. [...]

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I love lingerie. I especially love expensive lingerie.
Thursday Thirteen #3
Here’s thirteen reasons why:
1. Secret. No one knows that you are wearing beautiful lacy panties except you. It’s like a special secret. I wear beautiful undies to the gym, to work, and just hanging out at home. And no one [...]

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Ok, I’m not a person who is prone to being angry or ranting.  In fact, I almost never just “go off”, so you’ll have to pardon my rant.
But here it is:
I am sick to death of the “smart” people.
You know who I’m talking about.
These are the people who I just can’t understand because they are [...]

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Ladies, if you haven’t seen this video (Like a Boy by Ciara) you owe it to yourself to watch.
You get to see tiny Ciara pretending to be a ‘boy’.  She has these great drawn on tattoos.   She grabs her crotch to pull up her pants. It’s funny and worth a watch.
(Ciara is classified as [...]

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I was standing next to Rocker Boy outside a tiny arts show listening to Everything Absent or Distorted play an acoustic set at the UMS this weekend. We were gossiping discussing music when this Rock Star guy comes up. Trust me, he is cooler than you and I combined. He’s got the [...]

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“So you’re one of those people,” my friend A. said.
“What people?”
“The kind of person someone calls when they need some thing. I only call you when I need some thing,” he said.
“I’ve noticed. You don’t even buy me lunch.”
“Lunch?”
“Yeah, most people invite me to lunch then spill all their needs and problems.  I give [...]

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