Well, I’m still having computer ‘issues.’ Or I should say that somewhere in the world, a little frustrated boy, unable to use a trojan, launched one instead. And my poor computer, with anti-virus protection, was the recipient of this errant seed. Gratefully, rather than nine months of gestation or passing along the jizz, I believe I’ve vanquished the frustrated child’s jack.
At least for now. Poor guy. Maybe next time he’ll get a girl? 
On to better things! On to better questions: Who won last week? Let’s take a look! After a long string of large numbers, Random.org gives us another small number (6). Last weeks, winner is Not a Mean Girl.
This week’s grab bag includes: a signed copy of the Fey, a signed copy of Denver Cereal, a tub of chocolate body paint (thanks to Pink Cherry) or a pot of 2008 honey. ?Why do I give away these things I can so easily sell? Because I love Unconscious Mutterings and remain deeply grateful for your weekly participation. It’s my way of giving back to you for the gift of your participation!
How do you enter!? Play Unconscious Mutterings, of course! ?Just answer the word prompts (created by the effervescent Pea at Luna Nina) with whatever comes to your mind. Don’t worry about analyzing or what you’ll look like. Just have fun with it. ?Play!
- Log ::
- Plaything ::
- Broom ::
- Heels ::
- Smoke in ::
- Guests ::
- Attraction ::
- Shiny::
- Risked ::
- Velvet ::
My responses:
- Log :: rhythmic
- Plaything :: Toy with
- Broom :: Straw
- Heels :: Tar
- Smoke in :: in the Boy’s Room
- Guests :: for Dinner
- Attraction :: Distraction
- Shiny:: Love the shiny!!
- Risked :: everything
- Velvet :: handcuffs
Thanks for playing! When you play, I’ll link to you here.
Who played this week?
- Miss Riss from Wild Hair
- Ruprecht from Frolickery
- Just Jen
- Miss Attitude
- Not a Mean Girl
- Andrea Daigle
- Footpad at RL in Technicolor
- Robyn
- Jessica at Tornadowood Weaving Rainbow Academy
- Claudia from Skipping Stones
- Vixen from Vixen’s Den
- Julia from Mind over Matters
- Dana from Awareness
- Jameil from I don’t know why
- Capricorn Cringe from the Friggin’ Cat House
- Topsurf from Three Ring Surface
- Sandy Carlson from Writing in Faith
- Heart in San Francisco
- Seema from Seema Diaries
- The Walking Mark
- Janet from Fond of Snape
- Flowering Shrub
- Perpstu from Popping Bubbles
- F-Girl
- Devyl from Devyl Gyrl
1. Log :: Web
2. Plaything :: Catnip
3. Broom :: My mode of transport
4. Heels :: Rupe wore ‘em
5. Smoke in :: your eyes
6. Guests :: rarity
7. Attraction :: intrinsic
8. Shiny:: ADD
9. Risked :: and won
10. Velvet :: Underground
1. Log :: Yule
2. Plaything :: Fake porno mag
3. Broom :: Hilda
4. Heels :: bread
5. Smoke in :: unrealistic opposite of “smoked out”
6. Guests :: Fish and visitors smell in three days. (Ben Franklin)
7. Attraction :: mind
8. Shiny:: The Tick
9. Risked :: and lost
10. Velvet :: Blue
1. Log :: Cabin
2. Plaything :: Boy
3. Broom :: Transportation
4. Heels :: Sexy
5. Smoke in :: Ceremony
6. Guests :: Unwanted
7. Attraction :: Lust
8. Shiny:: Distraction
9. Risked :: Dared
10. Velvet :: Underground
1. Log : commercial breaks
2. Plaything : boy toy
3. Broom : witch
4. Heels : Manolos
5. Smoke in : smoke out
6. Guests : dinner party
7. Attraction : hot
8. Shiny: ring
9. Risked : lost
10. Velvet : rabbit
1. Log :: Cabin
2. Plaything :: Boy Toy
3. Broom :: Hilda
4. Heels :: Back Pain
5. Smoke in :: Cancer inner
6. Guests :: Friends
7. Attraction :: Pull
8. Shiny:: Happy People
9. Risked :: Won
10. Velvet :: Voice
1. Log :: Cabin
2. Plaything :: Boytoy
3. Broom :: Kitchen
4. Heels :: High
5. Smoke in :: Cigar rooms
6. Guests :: of honor
7. Attraction :: Mutual
8. Shiny:: Things
9. Risked :: Go big or go home
10. Velvet :: crushed
1.Log :: Cabin Syrup
2.Plaything :: “Klytus, I’m bored.”
3.Broom :: Hilda
4.Heels :: Sizzle
5.Smoke in :: *cough cough*
6.Guests :: Visit
7.Attraction :: Oh, to feel once more.
8.Shiny:: Gorram
9.Risked :: Loved
10.Velvet :: Chocolate Cake
1. Log :: fallen
2. Plaything :: computers and gadgets
3. Broom :: witch
4. Heels :: stiletto
5. Smoke in :: my face – yuk
6. Guests :: love to have them
7. Attraction :: that I better ignore….
8. Shiny:: things, dang ADD
9. Risked :: it all
10. Velvet :: dress
1. Log :: Cabin
2. Plaything :: Ball
3. Broom :: Handle
4. Heels :: Low
5. Smoke in :: Burn Ban is Over!
6. Guests :: Knocking
7. Attraction :: Main
8. Shiny:: Hair
9. Risked :: A Chance
10. Velvet :: Hammer
Log :: In
Plaything :: my
Broom :: stick
Heels :: black
Smoke in :: mirror
Guests :: attending
Attraction :: park
Shiny:: new things
Risked :: everything
Velvet ::jones (local club-drove by it yesterday)
Log :: rolling
Plaything :: I am God’s
Broom :: sweep
Heels :: callous
Smoke in :: hickory chips
Guests :: getting tired of
Attraction :: fatal
Shiny:: look! a penny!
Risked :: chanced
Velvet :: National
Miss Riss – I do love the broom – do you have one like Witchy Poo?? Got to love the intrinsic attraction! Thanks for playing!
Ruprecht – Fake porno mag? Did you print that? How funny! Yes, fish, visitors and particularly family do stink after 3 days! Thanks for playing!
Just the birthday girl Jen – Happy birthday week! Smoke in for ceremonys – I wonder what you mean? I’ve seen shamans do this. And of course priest and their wicked incense. Hmmm…. Thanks for playing!
Miss Attitude – Velveteen rabbits, hot attractions and shiny rings. Sigh. how fun. I wonder how logs and commercial breaks go together. Thanks for playing!
Not a mean girl – Some day… heels will only equal adventures and not back pain. slowly but surely! YAY!! Smoke in – cancer inner – indeed. Thanks for playing!
Andrea D – Crushed velvet is gorgeous. Cigar rooms are so popular here. Do they have them there? Yes – go big or go home!
Thanks for playing!
Footpad – Wow, I haven’t had log cabin syrup since I was living with my father. Wow. Great stuff! Broom Hilda and chocolate cake in one mutterings. smells like Sunday. Thanks for playing!
Robyn – Best to ignore the attraction – especially when you’re wearing your stilettos. I think stilettos bring out the bad behavior!
Thanks for playing!
Jessica – Wow, log cabin. I guess I’ve kind of blocked those since I know a few people who have those stylish (and freezing) homes. Your burn ban is over? How cool! Thanks for playing!
Claudia – I bet you’d look lovely in your black heels at the Velvet Jones!
New things are always so shiny. I’m dying to know what’s next for you! Thanks for playing!
Vixen – I wonder if being God’s plaything is a good thing or a bad thing…. Yes, heel. Yes, callous! Thanks for playing!
Log :: In (to my various computer programs – the tedium)
Plaything :: *wiggling eyebrows*
Broom :: Curling
Heels :: No thanks
Smoke in :: Hot! (I know – it should be smokin’)
Guests :: Dinner
Attraction :: Can’t resist *wiggling eyebrows again*
Shiny:: Happy People
Risked :: Everything
Velvet :: Girls’ holiday dress
I like your velvet answer…!
Gee….just today I had to explain to my son what jizz was. Love those conversations!
Log…ON!
Plaything….vibrator
Broom….Hilda
Heels…freudian phallic
Smoke in….my eyes
Guests….welcome
Attraction….stirring
Shiny….happy people (REM)
Risked…and loved
Velvet…Underground
1. Log :: cabin
2. Plaything :: toy
3. Broom :: closet
4. Heels :: high
5. Smoke in :: bacon
6. Guests :: house
7. Attraction :: tourist
8. Shiny:: thing
9. Risked :: averted
10. Velvet :: rope
Log :: jam
Plaything :: souls
Broom :: witch
Heels :: round
Smoke in :: my eyes
Guests :: reservations
Attraction :: excitement
Shiny:: bright! pretty! oh, what’s over there?
Risked :: exile
Velvet :: cake
1. Log ::rolling
2. Plaything ::fun
3. Broom ::HIlda
4. Heels ::HIgh
5. Smoke in ::your eyes
6. Guests ::always welcome
7. Attraction ::affection
8. Shiny::wishes
9. Risked ::nothing gained
10. Velvet ::cake
Log :: on
Plaything :: fool
Broom :: stick
Heels :: dug in
Smoke in :: your eyes
Guests :: are welcom
Attraction :: not my fish
Shiny:: not my fish
Risked :: my future
Velvet :: underground.
Log- jam
Plaything – toy
Broom – Brrrrroooommmmm
Heels – TALLER!
Smoke in – some other place
Guests – hospitality
Attraction – fatal
Shiny – hair
Risked – everything for love
Velvet – mousetrap
1. Log :: istics
2. Plaything :: My baby son
3. Broom :: Whack a cockroach!
4. Heels :: A little taller
5. Smoke in :: Aaaargh… not near me!
6. Guests :: Always welcome…
7. Attraction :: Smile
8. Shiny:: Eyes
9. Risked :: all for love…
10. Velvet :: Hair
1. Log :: roll
2. Plaything :: wife
3. Broom :: wife’s whooping stick
4. Heels :: old school punks
5. Smoke in :: smoke out
6. Guests :: There was only one and his name was Edgar A.
7. Attraction :: Magnetic
8. Shiny:: new penny for your thoughts
9. Risked :: nothing nothing gained
10. Velvet :: glove over the iron fist
1. Log :: cabin
2. Plaything :: Calvin
3. Broom :: sweep
4. Heels :: head over
5. Smoke in :: the water
6. Guests :: need to be fed
7. Attraction :: is the beginning
8. Shiny:: things
9. Risked :: everything
10. Velvet :: horse’s muzzle
Log :: Starship Enterprise
Plaything :: Rubber band
Broom :: Dirt free
Heels :: High
Smoke in :: Cough
Guests :: Stress
Attraction :: Intense
Shiny:: Nickel
Risked :: Gain
Velvet :: Elvis
Julia – I can just see you wiggling those eyebrows. How funny! I saw ‘smokin’ too for smoke in. I have a friend who talks about a variety of handcuffs – meaning what keeps us stuck. Platenium (well paying job or sugar daddy/momma); Velvet (things that feel nice but kill us – alcohol, chocolate,etc) -you get the picure!
Thanks for playing!
Dana – Were you referencing the jizz in my pants song? I think the song’s hilarious. I always forget about Freud and his phallic fantasies. After vibrator…. hmmm never mind!
Thanks for playing!
Jameil – Velvet rope lifted for your awesomeness – of course!
mmmmm bacon! I came up with broom closet too but then wasn’t sure I’d ever even seen one. Why do we have this? Thanks for playing!
Capricorn Cringe – There are many fascinations in your mutterings – round heels? Guest reservations -are you going somewhere fun? Are we risking exile or is exile the risk or….? Thanks for playing!
Topsurf – High heels and cake. I do love them both. Do you wear heels? I know you’re not eating cake now… maybe later!?
Thanks for playing!
Sandy Carlson – I have no idea what ‘not my fish’ means. I’m going to have to look that up. I have this suspicion that you’re making poetry here. Thanks for playing!
Heart in SF – I don’t know why but I laughed at brrroooommm. Like minds? YES, get taller so I can talk to you!
Thanks for playing!
Seema – Risked all for love…. sigh…. how lovely… and a son plaything… Hmmm… I don’t think I’ve seen his photo… off to look!
Thanks for playing!
TWMark – I wonder if the wife thinks of herself as your plaything – sounds very mouse v. catish. Smoke in : Smoke out <–good thing that! Thanks for playing!
Janet – Plaything : Calvin? But not Hobbes? Isn’t Hobbes the tiger? Hmmmm…. Yes, head over heels are there any other kind!? Thanks for playing!
Flowering Shrub – hee hee I love rubber bands too!! And find guests stressful…. Reasons we are friends? Probably!
Thanks for playing!
I’m so late this week!
Log :: cabin
Plaything :: toy
Broom :: closet
Heels :: stiletto
Smoke in :: my eyes
Guests :: for the night
Attraction :: lust
Shiny:: pretty!
Risked ::
Velvet ::
Log :: in
Plaything :: boytoy
Broom :: ride
Heels :: high
Smoke in :: hot
Guests :: party
Attraction :: mutual
Shiny:: oh, where . .
Risked :: everything
Velvet :: touch
Log :: Security
Plaything :: Squeaky toy
Broom :: Straw
Heels :: Sexy
Smoke in :: Smoker (as in, grill-like do-hickey)
Guests :: Sign-in
Attraction :: Shoulders
Shiny:: Silver
Risked :: Sexcapade
Velvet :: Silk