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Advice for Virus, Worm, Trojan and Malware programmers

If you were USING Trojans, you would not have the time to program Malware. And let’s face it, you’d be happier.

How about focusing all that time and energy on improving your relationship and lovemaking skills?

Signed,

The woman who knows you’ve never been laid.

10 Responses to Advice for Virus, Worm, Trojan and Malware programmers
  1. Ruprecht
    April 1, 2009 | 10:04 am

    *GUFFAW!*

  2. perpstu
    April 1, 2009 | 12:28 pm

    *giggle giggle*

  3. she
    April 1, 2009 | 12:50 pm

    touche’

  4. SandyCarlson
    April 1, 2009 | 1:16 pm

    You made me laugh. They all need exactly that kind of therapy.

  5. Quadmama
    April 1, 2009 | 6:09 pm

    Definitely needed that laugh today. Thank you!

  6. WildfireBelle
    April 1, 2009 | 6:49 pm

    You go, girl!

  7. Vixen
    April 2, 2009 | 10:43 am

    You owe me a keyboard. I just spewed tea all over mine. HA HA

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  9. Pamela
    April 6, 2009 | 1:07 pm

    HA!! Love it! You tell ‘em!

  10. Devyl
    April 11, 2009 | 2:28 am

    I about scared the piss out of my cat, bursting out laughing like that!

    I love you!

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