Advice for Virus, Worm, Trojan and Malware programmers

Posted on April 1, 2009 by On a Limb w Claudia • 10 Comments

If you were USING Trojans, you would not have the time to program Malware. And let’s face it, you’d be happier.

How about focusing all that time and energy on improving your relationship and lovemaking skills?

Signed,

The woman who knows you’ve never been laid.

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10 Responses to Advice for Virus, Worm, Trojan and Malware programmers

  1. Ruprecht says:
    April 1, 2009 at 10:04 am

    *GUFFAW!*

  2. perpstu says:
    April 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    *giggle giggle*

  3. she says:
    April 1, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    touche’

  4. SandyCarlson says:
    April 1, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    You made me laugh. They all need exactly that kind of therapy.

  5. Quadmama says:
    April 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Definitely needed that laugh today. Thank you!

  6. WildfireBelle says:
    April 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    You go, girl!

  7. Vixen says:
    April 2, 2009 at 10:43 am

    You owe me a keyboard. I just spewed tea all over mine. HA HA

  8. On A Limb with Claudia » Unconscious Mutterings : Week 323 says:
    April 5, 2009 at 8:54 am

    [...] to use a trojan, launched one instead. And my poor computer, with anti-virus protection, was the recipient of this errant seed. Gratefully, rather than nine months of gestation or passing along the jizz, I believe I’ve [...]

  9. Pamela says:
    April 6, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    HA!! Love it! You tell ‘em!

  10. Devyl says:
    April 11, 2009 at 2:28 am

    I about scared the piss out of my cat, bursting out laughing like that!

    I love you!