“Will you take me interval training?” I asked D.? I smiled my sweetest smile.
“Um….”
“What?”
“The last time I took you interval training you said I was the Anti-Christ,” he replied.
“I did?” I feign innocence.? Besides I distinctly remember calling him ‘Satan’ and not the ‘Anti-Christ’.
“I know that you think that Satan and the Anti-Christ are two different things but I was the Southern Baptist.? I learned all about the Anti-Christ as a very small child.”
“Yes, well, the Southern Baptist’s are Satan expert.? So when can we go?” I asked.
He sighed.
We’ve been out twice this week.? I have not called him Satan or the Anti-Christ or the Devil or Lucifer or any other word that a Southern Baptist might think was fallen angel.
At least outloud.
wait, I thought Southern Baptist and Satan were the same thing?
sorry, too many years of living in the south
Hahaha!! I’ve been SO lax on my interval training. Bah.
I quit the gym several years ago because Boog and I could never go together. It was a guaranteed fight every time. I had a few choice words for him too.
This post gave me the giggles.
I grew up mennonite brethren….very close to SBs, so that made me just laugh!
I do hope I find a gym I like here….that is a hard relationship to forge. “Working out with hubby” was one of my top ten things to find in a husband! <—-way back when I made lists upon list!
okay, I still make lists, but they are different!
I’m not sure if Satan and the anti-Christ are the same entity, but I tend to use the latter for people like George Bush as the former doesn’t seem quite bad enough. Maybe it just seems worse because it’s two words.