I just received confirmation that fairies and tiny wee people exist!

It’s true! Somehow I got on the tiny people email list.
Why else would I get an email labeled:
“Grow to a massive 9 inches”
Pfftt.? I was 16 inches when I was born!
I just received confirmation that fairies and tiny wee people exist!

It’s true! Somehow I got on the tiny people email list.
Why else would I get an email labeled:
“Grow to a massive 9 inches”
Pfftt.? I was 16 inches when I was born!
This made me laugh!
hmmmmmmmm …so you don’t need to grow? Jump in the water then….so ya can shrink! ahahahaha.
Thanks for making me smile today!
Tommie – I think I’m very funny too!
Odat – Maybe I should shrink first….
LMAO. Grrrrr8 post, Claudia!!!
Geez. And here I’d been thinking those mails were spam, not confirmation of fairies.
I’d better stop being so suspicious…
LOL I think I got that same email once and I was all like, “you mean I can grow another 9 inches?”
chuck – I aim to please.
Susan Helene Gottfried – See. That suspicion never pays off!
Chuck – Yeah, you and John Holmes. I always thought the sales thing was a cover….
Huh – I get several of those emails a day! The wee ones muct be doing some sort of publicity blitz.
Bwah hah ha ha! Oh that is funny!
I’ve been promised 10 inches but I think that must be because I’m half Irish and it is almost St. Patrick’s Day.
What is so magical about 9 inches anyways…….?
This made me laugh out loud.
It made me giggle
i could’ve told you fairies exist. don’t you watch project runway? christian is absolutely a fairy… or does he prefer the term sprite?? not gnome. the word is not fierce enough. you know little people are concerned about titles.
Citizen of the world – Yep, I’m sure that’s true.
Los Angelista – There you go, bragging again! I was only offered 9 inches… you 10… sigh.
Awareness – Me too!
No Nonsense – Nothing like a growing giggle.
Jameil – holy crap! I hope I haven’t offended any…. (biting nails.)
Another of life’s mysteries explained successfully at The Open Grove, sort of. They do serious stuff, tis is tension reduction of the finest kind. Thank you for that!
Monty
Are you sure it wasn’t confirmation of fairies and wee wee people? My confirmation email came with before and after pictures.
I get those all the time, too. Even my computer finds them offensive and skims them into a junk folder. My computer and I do not believe that I need a 9 inch penis, but fairies and tiny wee people are always welcome.
The CEO – We aim to please! If you have any other mysteries, float them this way… I’m sure I’ll find the answers some where.
Dame Bramage – Really? Before and After pictures?? I think you’ll have to float those my way.
Heart in SF – I’m confused. Why did you bring up a penis??
Too funny!
I stopped to leave a comment on your TT – some great links there!- then I saw this post.
I get that same message from the Fey Folke myself, often.
To think that I thought it meant something else!
For shame.
Thank you for setting me straight.
Grandmother Wren
hahahaha I love the good laughs you send me into!
Karen Bastille – Really? The Fairies contact you as well?? Aren’t we lucky?
Wonderful Kelly – I’m confused. What’s funny here? It’s REAL!!