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Confirmation.

I just received confirmation that fairies and tiny wee people exist!

Small Garden Fairy

It’s true! Somehow I got on the tiny people email list.

Why else would I get an email labeled:

“Grow to a massive 9 inches”

Pfftt.? I was 16 inches when I was born!

20 Responses to Confirmation.
  1. tommie
    March 5, 2008 | 9:18 am

    This made me laugh!

  2. odat
    March 5, 2008 | 10:28 am

    hmmmmmmmm …so you don’t need to grow? Jump in the water then….so ya can shrink! ahahahaha.

    Thanks for making me smile today!

  3. Open Grove Claudia
    March 5, 2008 | 12:25 pm

    Tommie – I think I’m very funny too! ;)

    Odat – Maybe I should shrink first….

  4. chuck
    March 5, 2008 | 1:12 pm

    LMAO. Grrrrr8 post, Claudia!!!

  5. Susan Helene Gottfried
    March 5, 2008 | 1:33 pm

    Geez. And here I’d been thinking those mails were spam, not confirmation of fairies.

    I’d better stop being so suspicious…

  6. Chuck
    March 5, 2008 | 1:35 pm

    LOL I think I got that same email once and I was all like, “you mean I can grow another 9 inches?”

  7. Open Grove Claudia
    March 5, 2008 | 3:08 pm

    chuck – I aim to please.

    Susan Helene Gottfried – See. That suspicion never pays off! ;)

    Chuck – Yeah, you and John Holmes. I always thought the sales thing was a cover….

  8. citizen of he world
    March 5, 2008 | 4:16 pm

    Huh – I get several of those emails a day! The wee ones muct be doing some sort of publicity blitz.

  9. Los Angelista
    March 5, 2008 | 5:39 pm

    Bwah hah ha ha! Oh that is funny!

    I’ve been promised 10 inches but I think that must be because I’m half Irish and it is almost St. Patrick’s Day.

  10. awareness
    March 5, 2008 | 6:56 pm

    What is so magical about 9 inches anyways…….?

    This made me laugh out loud. :)

  11. No nonsense girl
    March 5, 2008 | 9:10 pm

    It made me giggle

  12. jameil1922
    March 5, 2008 | 9:29 pm

    i could’ve told you fairies exist. don’t you watch project runway? christian is absolutely a fairy… or does he prefer the term sprite?? not gnome. the word is not fierce enough. you know little people are concerned about titles.

  13. Open Grove Claudia
    March 5, 2008 | 10:27 pm

    Citizen of the world – Yep, I’m sure that’s true.

    Los Angelista – There you go, bragging again! I was only offered 9 inches… you 10… sigh.

    Awareness – Me too!

    No Nonsense – Nothing like a growing giggle.

    Jameil – holy crap! I hope I haven’t offended any…. (biting nails.)

  14. The CEO
    March 6, 2008 | 7:28 am

    Another of life’s mysteries explained successfully at The Open Grove, sort of. They do serious stuff, tis is tension reduction of the finest kind. Thank you for that!

    Monty

  15. Dane Bramage
    March 6, 2008 | 8:53 am

    Are you sure it wasn’t confirmation of fairies and wee wee people? My confirmation email came with before and after pictures.

  16. heart in san francisco
    March 6, 2008 | 11:01 am

    I get those all the time, too. Even my computer finds them offensive and skims them into a junk folder. My computer and I do not believe that I need a 9 inch penis, but fairies and tiny wee people are always welcome.

  17. Open Grove Claudia
    March 6, 2008 | 11:37 am

    The CEO – We aim to please! If you have any other mysteries, float them this way… I’m sure I’ll find the answers some where.

    Dame Bramage – Really? Before and After pictures?? I think you’ll have to float those my way.

    Heart in SF – I’m confused. Why did you bring up a penis??

  18. Karen Bastille
    March 6, 2008 | 3:33 pm

    Too funny!
    I stopped to leave a comment on your TT – some great links there!- then I saw this post.
    I get that same message from the Fey Folke myself, often.
    To think that I thought it meant something else!
    For shame.
    Thank you for setting me straight.

    Grandmother Wren

  19. badkelly
    March 7, 2008 | 3:04 pm

    hahahaha I love the good laughs you send me into!

  20. Open Grove Claudia
    March 7, 2008 | 5:55 pm

    Karen Bastille – Really? The Fairies contact you as well?? Aren’t we lucky?

    Wonderful Kelly – I’m confused. What’s funny here? It’s REAL!!

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