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Breast augmentation gone wrong.

Tattoo?s gone wrong

This tattoo artist had breast augmentation for the tattoo on his calf.? You’ll be shocked to learn that his body rejected the implants and he had to have them removed.

I have a whole bunch to say about this.

Maybe later.

After I stop laughing.

 

21 Responses to Breast augmentation gone wrong.
  1. furiousball
    February 26, 2008 | 9:16 pm

    yeah, there are so many angles to this… wow.

  2. Christy
    February 26, 2008 | 9:21 pm

    WHAT a moron, how deprived and insane he must be to feel the need to augment a tattoo. I mean really. It is a tattoo on his calf, it’s not like he was even going to be walking around with life-size boobs bouncing at his side. He would be walking around with rolo sized boobs and on his leg! Weirdo.

  3. Vixen
    February 26, 2008 | 9:23 pm

    can’t. stop. laughing.

  4. Josie
    February 26, 2008 | 10:00 pm

    You’re kidding, right? I thought I had seen everything. NOW I have seen everything.

    I would have loved to have been the plastic surgeon who removed those things. Can you just imagine the conversation around the dinner table at his house that evening?

  5. Open Grove Claudia
    February 26, 2008 | 10:28 pm

    FuriousBall – Yes. Angles. Do you think he fondled… never mind.

    Christy – You always bring such perspective. It never occurred to me that indeed they are rolo sized….

    Vixen – You and me both.

    Josie – Nope. This is real. Well someone put the damn things in!

  6. Jill
    February 26, 2008 | 10:44 pm

    Wait. WHAT? Lol.

  7. heart in san francisco
    February 27, 2008 | 1:01 am

    You have to wonder what other adaptations he has made to his own body so that he need never leave home for carnal comfort.

    You also have to wonder who would install those things in the first place.

  8. Open Grove Claudia
    February 27, 2008 | 1:27 am

    Jill – Yes.

    Heart in SF – The article says a surgeon called Brian Decker. Ok, what I don’t get is that he went to all this trouble, then didn’t bother to even shave his legs. I’m telling you this so that I can avoid thinking about any other adaptations he might have made.

  9. odat
    February 27, 2008 | 2:33 am

    Oh.My.God.
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What an idiot.
    Peace

  10. claudia
    February 27, 2008 | 6:32 am

    (mouth gaping like a fish…) who the hell would come up with this???

  11. The CEO
    February 27, 2008 | 1:07 pm

    The perfect lead-in to a discussion of the gene pool. NOT.

  12. tommie
    February 27, 2008 | 3:20 pm

    That is hilarious! Good for a laugh or two this morning!

  13. Open Grove Claudia
    February 27, 2008 | 4:46 pm

    Odat – I’m certain he’s suffering for his ideas.

    Claudia – It was a great money making scheme. Poor guy.

    The CEO – Yes, well… You’ve got to wonder why God didn’t put breasts on a man’s calf. Well, Ok. Let’s not wonder…. ;)

    Tommie – I aim to please!

  14. kelly
    February 27, 2008 | 5:31 pm

    hahahahaha! ok… wait… it wouldn’t be cankles… it would be areasts? or breankles? breastankles? booankles? boonkles? LOL This is just fun.

  15. Matt-Man
    February 27, 2008 | 8:03 pm

    And Popeye thought he had sweet looking arms. Cheers!!

  16. Pendullum
    February 28, 2008 | 3:46 pm

    Ahh, yuck…

    And to the post above…
    Thank you…
    It was ‘eye opening’..
    Off to eat some kidney beans..

  17. Open Grove Claudia
    February 28, 2008 | 4:00 pm

    Kelly – You’re cracking yourself up!

    Matt-Man – Now that’s a good point – except this is his calf…. ew.

    Pendullum – Yes in deed.

  18. Michelle
    February 28, 2008 | 5:21 pm

    This is something my father-in-law would do. When I first met him nine years ago, he was showing off his new naked-lady tattoo and making the bare breasts “jiggle” by moving his forearm muscles.
    Sometimes I can’t believe I married into that family…

  19. TorAa Mirror
    February 28, 2008 | 10:03 pm

    Short version: Don’t do it.
    Have Henna painting for the occasion if absolutly imperativ to have your body decorated.

  20. Kevin Charnas
    February 29, 2008 | 8:56 pm

    What…a…JACKASS.

    I wonder how old he was when he had the lobotomy?

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