The best present!
I received the most wonderful present this Christmas. It was something I never expected - a total surprise - and possibly the best present I’ve ever received.
What did I get?
Well, you’ve heard about the naked neighbor, right? You might even remember that the people who had sex in the room without shades. If they were fucking, they were watching the biggest large screen TV on the planet with the sound up. We could watch Bronco games from our living room. No shit.
So, what did I get?
An extension to our fence.
Before:
After:
Ahhhh! No more naked neighbor! No more horrifying sexual acts! No more blasting television! For the first time since we moved in, I can let Rose out at night without fear of seeing something nasty! Hurray!
What did you love this holiday?
Filed under: The nerdiverse, Thoughts on being human....
he could just stick it through the fence slots you know
Yippee!!! It’s not nice to see someone having sex when you haven’t planned to do so
Nice fence top! And I like how the snow softens the second picture.
I loved Sweeney Todd and all the other movies I saw this holiday! And, of course, my camera toys which will be revealed in the coming days
FuriousBall - Thanks man. That’s a visual that isn’t going to disappear anytime soon. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk! (vomiting sounds)
Janet - I am excited to see what your new equipment comes up with!!
what did I love? Being the naked neighbour…..
kidding.
I loved hanging with my husband and kids, and my friends and their kids. I loved walking into my living room last Sunday night in the middle of our “open house” and seeing EVERYONE engaged in conversation…….all comfortable and having fun.
The fence extension is an idea whose time had uh, come.
Congratulations!
hahaha!! no more peep show!! I love that I got to do nothing and just relax!! What a gift!
What the hell is all that white stuff?
And you blocked the free porn?!
You can still see through that fence. You might need to grow a vine or something.
My Christmas was great. It involved a lot of sitting around and lots of naps.
Ahhh the gift that keeps on giving…
Awareness - The luxury of family and community! Ahhh…. It’s funny because I thought I saw you naked in those pictures!
Heart in SF - You had to go there….
Claudia - Hurray for some downtime! That’s real bliss!
Slick - It’s called “snow”. It falls from the sky this time of year. Like free porn, only colder.
Nila - I have a bunch of those fence ornaments - stars, moons, stuff like that. They are very popular here. Mine are in a box in the garage. But yes, a vine is in order. Yea for sitting and naps are real luxury!
Kelly - Uh huh. You should show Sweetness the photo and give him some Home Depot classes….
Had to come take a look at your new fence. You gots the fancy one! Your neighbor is probably an exhibitionist and is very disappointed. Hee hee!
What I liked best about Christmas was having J home for 5 days straight. And the iPod Nano I received from him. One more? The cold front that came through - nothing worse than Louisiana’s summery winters.
Yay! I’m happy you now have a taller fence to keep out the nasties!
A viagra’ed fence! How cute!
My holiday is still continuing…I was sick on Christmas, so I’m cooking a great big meal this weekend!
Peace
Jill - I’m sure he’s very very sad about not showing his stuff. hee hee.
Christy - Yippee!
Odat - Hurray for on-going holidays! Enjoy!
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you know, I totally consulted my crystal ball (otherwise known as a glass of pinot grigio) before that last reply!
so glad you don’t have to see the nakey neighbor anymore!
you know all that “i can handle a return” thing I told you….well, it all went straight down the drain tonight!