There is a certain thing that makes my life hell. Hell, I tell you. Sheer hell.
The dog does not have thumbs.
How does this impact my life?
Well let me tell you.
- I have to make her dinner.
- At four o’clock every day, I have to lift the covers so that she can take a nap under them.
- I have to let her out into the back yard.
- I have to pull on a toy that she is holding in her MOUTH.
As you can see, I’m suffering from Post-Dogmatic Stress Disorder.
now that’s she’s lived the thumb-free life, there’s no going back you know. so cancel that thumboplasty you’re thinking about. she won’t do more things for herself no matter how many thumbs you put on her. i know this, it’s science.
mine uses his dew claw as a barely functional thumb. silly dog!
FuriousBall – And I scheduled the thumboplasty with the docs from Nip and Tuck! Crap! Destined to lift the covers the rest of my life….
Janet – Can he lift the covers himself??
Damn…that’s too much work.
I like lookin at dogs, does that count?
how do you make it through, claudia? hehe
Aww so the dog can never, ever do the “kung fu grip”…so sad.
Peace
Slick – I think it counts Slick… it counts.
She – Barely. I suffer tremendously as you can see.
Odat – Now that is a very sad state of affairs. However, as any guy would point out, they have tongue access which makes up for the Kung Fu grip.
that explains the wet nose in the ear thing my roomates dog gives me
Lorrie – Imagine if the dog had a thumb?? Your ears would be thumbed!