I am caught between wanting to? kill myself or kill the people who developed MySQL… well, and PHP too.
Those guys.
Yeah, you know who you are.
The last time I felt like this, I cheerfully decided that I would take a class, buy some books, and engage in the learning process.? I took the class.? I read the books.? I was never able to really learn.
I don’t understand these programs.
Now after a year off, I have a bruise on my forehead from banging my head on the MySQL wall all day.
Sigh.
You know I got your back, my sister from another mister. You just point me in the right direction and THEY’RE MINE!!!
I’ve got the pepper spray ready.
I gotcha amiga, check yer email, good stuff in there
I tamed the MySQL beast for you.
I don’t know what those acroynms stand for, but they scare me.
Kevin – We can take them together! Thanks for taking care of my back!
FuriousBall – Happy Dance in ensuing! You are a saint.
Mr. Fabulous – They scare me too – give me a big assed headache as well.
MySQL is My Structured Query Language, and it’s a way to access a relational data base. But you don’t want me to teach computer science here.
The CEO – hmmmm…. If I didn’t know better, I’d wonder if you were one of those rat bastard MySQL programmers….
Feel your pain sistaaaaa!
And…
Yeaaaaah… O.G.C… You tell that C.E.O.!!!
No ma’am, I am a Rat Bastard Partner in the Bethesda, MD Wealth Management Branch of Raymond James, as opposed to a Rat Bastard MySQL programmer. But I try not to tell too many people that. Or that I have a background in information systems and statistics, etc. So, let’s just keep it between ourselves, please.
The CEO – I’m so excited to hear about your new position! How is it going??