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I can relate.

Turkey ?You only love us for our  breasts?

“So I know you,” the clerk at the pharmacy says beaming ear to ear.

“Yeah, how’s that?” I ask looking up from signing the form.

“We work out at the same time at the same gym.”

“We do?”

“Yes.? I see you there every day.”

“You do?” I ask.? “Really?”

“Yes, really.”

This exchange happened yesterday.? I was totally busted for being a snotty bitch.? I don’t look at anyone at the gym.? I only talk to the people I know – which is like two people (well trainers, are they people?)

Of course, I blushed and apologized profusely.

Still, if I was a turkey, I’m pretty sure he’d have me for Thanksgiving.

12 Responses to I can relate.
  1. Lorrie
    November 21, 2007 | 5:49 pm

    I don’t talk to people at the gym either. More because I don’t want to start up someone’s stalker gene.

  2. Harlekwin
    November 21, 2007 | 6:45 pm

    At least you’re going. There isn’t anything in the rules that says you have to socialize. I got so fed up with the meat market atmosphere of the gym I was going to that I quit. I’m looking for an all women’s facility where I’ll only be judged, not ogled.

  3. furiousball
    November 21, 2007 | 7:18 pm

    my whole issue with not talking to people at the gym mostly stems from me not going to one, because i am a cheap bastard. running, biking, pushups, and crunches are free. well except for the pretty sun dress i like to wear on my bicycle

  4. Jill
    November 21, 2007 | 7:28 pm

    Don’t feel bad – I’m a gym snob too! I like to use that time to think about all the stuff I don’t have time to think about, so no time for chatty chat. That, or its get the workout done and get outta there!

    Gobble gobble!!

  5. Open Grove Claudia
    November 21, 2007 | 11:29 pm

    Lorrie – I have a membership where I can go to different gyms in my area – I had to do that already this year because of some guy. Stalkers love me.

    Harlekwin – I’d rather be ogled than judged I guess. Childhood issues from having so many sisters probably.

    FuriousBall – I do love that sundress. Can I wear it some time?

    Jill – At least I’m in good company.

  6. ADW
    November 21, 2007 | 11:41 pm

    I talk to everyone where I work out, but I know a bunch of them and they are almost all women. It’s just a kickboxing class, but I have met a ton of cool people. And I will pretty much talk to anyone…. at least once.

  7. heart in san francisco
    November 23, 2007 | 4:42 am

    I’m a little surprised that a guy would admit to watching you at the gym every day. He deserves to be snubbed.

  8. Open Grove Claudia
    November 23, 2007 | 5:22 pm

    ADW – This is another reason you are a superior human being to me.

    Heart in SF – That never occurred to me. Watching = Snubbing. Good plan.

  9. heart in san francisco
    November 24, 2007 | 12:24 am

    Can you spell c-r-e-e-p-y, children?

    I knew you could.

  10. odat
    November 24, 2007 | 12:40 am

    That would have given me the “creepies”…….
    Peace

  11. Open Grove Claudia
    November 24, 2007 | 10:25 pm

    Heart in SF – You’re probably right. I’ll keep my eyes out for him.

    Odat – I just figured it was normal. I mean, doesn’t every woman get vague weird attention when she’s at the gym? If you and Heart think it’s creepy, it probably is creepy.

  12. kelly
    November 26, 2007 | 9:06 pm

    hahaha! That’s so going to be me. I am moving out of the parent’s house in a few weeks. Away from the at home gym. that was sooo nice…

    So, I have to get a gym membership. I really really am not looking forward to viewing half naked skinny bitches. (I’m joining a university gym) That’s annoying. I want to be the only half naked skinny bitch. :-P

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