Fix my life? Take a class.
I was taged by Odat for this meme.
The rules are as follows:
Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life. (If only it were that simple!) It’s more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you’d also like to take. Tag five other people.
1. Conversational Dog. I don’t mean some Cesar Milan communication with dog. I mean actual - this sound means “shut up” then you repeat the sound. I’m willing to put the work. I bet Odat would take that class with me.
2. Wiggle your nose and clean the house. Let’s face it. Samantha Stevens had some skills. First, she’d have to teach me how to wiggle my nose. I bet the rest would come in 10 or 12 easy lessons. Wanna take that class with me?
3. Accept the unacceptable. My life would be easier if I could just go a long a little bit. Someone is nasty? I could just shrug my shoulders. Sister acts crazy? That’s her problem. Child is abusive? Oh well. I’ve just never been able to accept the unacceptable. I either have to try to repair the situation or walk away.
4. How to become a best selling author. I know there are classes and books about this topic. But I am being literal here - do this, then do that and whaa la! Best seller! Guaranteed success!
5. Wiggle your hips. I’d love to be able to wiggle my hips like Ciara does in this video. I’d love to be able to do this for a number of reasons. First, my hips hurt. If I could wiggle like that, my hips wouldn’t be so sore. Of course, the hip wiggle is sexy as hell. I would have less pain AND be sexy as hell. I bet you want to take this class now!
Feel free to join me in these classes. We’ll take them together.
I tag:
Grace at Sandier Pastures
Harlekwin at Boho Wrap
Meems at Simply Momtastic
Filed under: Distractions, Thoughts on being human....
Ciara and Shakira have some sort of quadruply jointed pelvii must be something with the ra ending on their name. I don’t remember Sun Ra being able to do that though
I would definitely take the Dog as a Second Language class, and also the one that would teach me to accept what I cannot change, as in the serenity prayer.
Like you, I fiercely attempt to “fix” whatever is not working on the assumption that Of Course I can do it if I just try hard enough. The truth is, I usually can’t. Sometimes it isn’t even about me. So if anyone is willing to teach that course, sign me up.
Accept the unacceptable. I wanna go with! The women in my family have a history of being overly caring and worry-warts, and then suddenly one day BAM - they’re done and accept life as it comes. I’m waiting for my time…
FuriousBall - I think you’re onto something. Damn parents. If only they had given me an “ra”….
Heart in SF - It’s funny. When people say to me, “I want to change the world” I always think “What if the world doesn’t want to change?” Hard to practice. Let’s take the class together.
Jill - Yes, maybe we can take the class as a webinar.
Hey, thanks for playing…I love all your courses…particularly Dog Speak…lol…and I had even thought about wiggle your nose …cleaning…
Ha.
Peace
One of a kind meme. I like this, now time to do some serious thinking to come up with a post!
Odat - Why don’t we take them together? That sounds fun!
Grace - You can do it! I’ll look forward to reading yours!
ooops! I read your post and neglected to see my name here! I will have to think about the courses I would like to take to help me along the way, though I’m much better up in front of the class than sitting at a desk….too wiggly I guess…….
I do like your courses…….