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Advice needed.

So, I met this woman recently.

Now, she is not a nice woman. In fact, she’s more like a 10 year old bully in a woman’s body. Ew.

Here’s the problem: She and I own the same clothing.

I flatter myself by saying that I look a lot better in those clothes (camisole and yoga pants) but who knows?

I am horror struck by the copious rolls of fat that she displays in our shared clothing.

I mean, do I look like that?

I’ve been working on my “decrease the percent fat” project and actually lost around 4% fat (at last measure).? My rolls of fat are diminishing. Yippee!!

But…

How do I figure out if I look that… uh… bulbous in the same outfit?

Any advice?

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  1. heart in san francisco
    October 22, 2007 | 1:22 am

    You don’t.

    This not nice 10-year old bully in woman’s clothing was sold the outfit by mistake, but the designer really had YOU in mind.

    I hope this helps.

  2. baffle
    October 22, 2007 | 2:37 am

    sometimes i see someone dressed like me or that i think resembles me. pretty frightening.
    i ask myself (and often ask my hubby as well) if i look as ‘bad as all that’. he (usually) says no.
    i rest easy for a day or so….

    take a photograph of yourself in the outfit.
    picture worth a thousand words (?).

  3. Mr. Fabulous
    October 22, 2007 | 3:14 am

    Bulbous?

  4. Open Grove Claudia
    October 22, 2007 | 2:02 pm

    Heart in Sf – Well…. I hope that true because the sight is pretty frightening.

    Baffle – Good idea. I’ll try it. I asked D. and he said, “no” but you know, he was probably being nice.

    Mr. Fab – Yeah. Bulbous: 1) growing from or bearing bulbs (which fits), or 2) resembling a bulb particularly in roundness. (Merriam-Webster)

  5. odat
    October 22, 2007 | 3:20 pm

    I’m sure you know that you look better….Now feel it!!! That’s an order!
    Peace

  6. Rileyberry
    October 22, 2007 | 4:27 pm

    You definitely don’t. Consider yourself a good example – maybe this woman should be concerned, but she isn’t.

  7. Open Grove Claudia
    October 22, 2007 | 4:34 pm

    Odat – Yes ma’am. I always get scared by that NYC accent….

    Rileyberry – You mean SHE has the Glamour magazine slash over her eyes? not me? PHEW!

  8. Samantha_K
    October 23, 2007 | 8:38 pm

    Hmmm…lure her in front of a mirror while you are wearing the same outfit. Compare and contrast.
    And I’m sure you look awesome. How dare she steal your style.

  9. Open Grove Claudia
    October 23, 2007 | 8:53 pm

    Samantha K – It is a good plan – if done sneakily…. hmmm…. the more I think about it the more I like the way you think.

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