Assistance please!
There is a terrible dilemma in our household. We have sought the proper authorities. We’ve contacted manufacturers. Sadly, we are unable to come up with a definitive solution.
We need your help!
We purchased a tub of Kirkland Disney Animal Crackers.
We are unable to identify all of the shapes. You cannot imagine how many crackers have lost their lives in the identification process.
The store said:
Sorry, we are unable to identify this just looking at the outside of the plastic jar. There is a bird character (although seemingly not Owl) on the label, so perhaps that is it.
We need your assistance. This is what we have determined so far:
Do you agree with our assessment?
We have not been able to determine the following shape.
Before you blithly determine that this cracker is a Heffalump, I’d like to remind you that Heffalumps are hostile creatures. This creature is smiling. Further Heffalumps have large ears whereas this creature has small ears.
What does this animal cracker look like to you?
Filed under: Distractions, The nerdiverse
Looks like a Heffalump to me.
http://images.google.com/images?q=heffalump&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title
Oh, goodie. A cookie Rorschach test.
The Little Mermaid, who has melted into her rock?
Donald Duck footprints?
101 Dalmations?
Dumbo?
Bambi and Faline?
Spilled honey from Pooh’s jar?
As a watcher of many episodes of Pooh, back in the day, all Heffalumps are not evil. Some are misunderstood. Your cookies are totally Heffalumps.
I think it’s Dumbo.
And I don’t know if all Heffalumps are evil, but I know all Colleens are
Heffalump is my vote.
And some candy comes in evil forms. I’ve seen Maleficent candy before.
Christy - When did Heffalumps get so cute?? That must be part of it’s psychopathy - hostile and uncertain but looks friendly?
Heart in SF - Yes, and you can eat your results! Those are fine answers - spilled honey, that’s probably it!
Colleen - Aren’t we all a bit misunderstood? Maybe that’s why I can’t recognize the cookie.Mr. Fab - Hmmm….And how exactly are Colleen and Dumbo linked??
Michelle - but not maleficent cookies?
that cookie is a bag of china white, which christopher robin started selling outta da 100 acre wood.
Those are twin Australian Tazmanian Devils, smiling. They must have just eaten. Might have been a billybob or something. Or oatmeal with cinnamon and milk. You can never be sure with a Tazmanian Devil these days, you know.
Definitely the Hefalumps. And, because I have a 6 year old, I’ve seen the Hefalump movie, and they are not scary. Only the unknown is scary.
I think it looks like Pooh with his hand caught in the honey tree. That’s Pooh on the left, and the tree trunk, etc., is on the right. That was the first thing I saw with I looked at it. I could be wrong, though.
I meant “when” I looked at it. …. but you knew that.
Furious Ball - Huh. I thought China White was… well… white. Maybe it’s Mexican tar?
Rileyberry - I had no idea there was a Hefalump movie! That explains a lot. I guess we won’t be on the starship anytime soon - you know moving forward into the unknown.
Josie - That’s a thought. We all know that Pooh gets his hand stuck over and over again…. hmmmmm.
Definitely Dumbo.
Is he magically delicious? Oh. Wait. That’s the lucky charms guy…
La Cubana Gringa - I think you are glowing from your trip to Hawaii - no magic, just delicious!
I feel better knowing I wasn’t the only one terribly concerned about that cookie’s identity. (Google led me here… Yay, Google!)
Now that I look closely at the one on the right in your picture, I see it.
Emi - How funny is that! I guess there’s a Hefalump movie - he’s now a funny good guy. Who knew?