The debate.

"What are you doing?" D. asks looking over my shoulder at the computer screen.

"Looking at boy shorts."

"Why?"

"Because the guys on the radio said they were sexier than any other kind of underwear.  I want to be sexy!  Don't you want me to be sexy??"

"I don't think they are sexy.  Don't I count?"

There's a pause of silence as I ponder whether my husband's opinion counts when determining what is sexy underwear.

"I didn't think so," he says and leaves the room.

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