Food, inspired by Satan.
After our extensive Twizzler and Coffee research, we realized that there is an entire food category of “Inspired by Satan”. We thought it might be prudent to create a list of such foods, and food groups.
We are asking for your help to complete the list!
How do you know a food is inspired by Satan? 1.
1. It calls to you from the cabinet, the store, the shop.
2. It has no real nutritional value.3. It can be left out for Satan’s anagram. (Oh come on! Santa?)
Please feel free to add to our definition.
The Food, inspired by Satan, list:
1. Twizzlers
2. Pop Tarts (click for creepy pop tart page)
4. Cinnabon or any cinnamon roll product.
5. Ice Cream
6. Potato + Grease: Crisps, chips, french fries, hash browns, deep fried tator tots, etc.
Please note that we did not include cigarettes, alcohol or caffeine because we know that these were invented by God as a way to test the very nature of human beings.
What’s on your list?
1. The word “Satan” means “adversity” in Hebrew. As in, the adversity created by either eating, or not eating, a Satan inspired food.
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I vote for Twizzlers for evil food. Eat too many, and you get the licorice craps.
The obvious one is “Devil Food Cake” but Chocolate Bourbon Cake with ice cream is my personal nemesis.
Mmm barbeque porkskins…oh how I adore thee…unless the makers put them hard bastids in the bag…a fine way to chip a bloody tooth. Fortunately, now I know to look and admire before shovelling one in my gaping maw of a gob.
Colleen - I had no idea about licorice craps! I clearly need to do more research
Squirrelly - Chocolate Bourbon Cake?? I’ve never dreamed of such a thing. Only Satan would.
Apos - You are adapting to Southern United States life. I’ve never tried one… tempting though…. I wonder if they have one at the sev….
i’ll have one of all of those please
My ears perked up like a dog’s the moment I read ‘Twizzler and coffee research’.
P.S. Milkshakes and carrot cake are clearly the work of Satan. CLEARLY. My thighs said so.
Pancakes with butter and Canadian maple syrup.
I think I’ll go have some.
Hey, the devil made me do it.
Pretzels covered with peanut butter and chocolate!
Peace
FuriousBall - I’ll send some along.
Bottle Blonde - Yes, I do think that Satan inspired milkshakes - and certainly that cream cheese frosting is the work of the devil.
Josie - That’s my girl!
Odat - Ewwww! Yummy.
Satan Food inspires guilt which can only be quelled by eating more…
Satan Food for me is anything with melted cheese…anything!!
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Deviled ham. I could eat a pound of that stuff in one sitting.
Lunch meat. (Salami, pepperoni, pastrami, etc.
The crispy coating on fried chicken.
And my absolute favorite weakness, probably a good thing it only comes out during Christmas — EGG NOG!
Cheesecake
Michael - Yes, guilt for eating it, guilt when you don’t eat it. Hmmmm…. melted cheese. Do you have a favorite cheese or any at all??
East Coast Dweller - Deviled Ham? I honestly don’t think I’ve ever had it, although we should have a category for all the “-oni” foods - what you call lunch meet. I love egg nog too! We should have a party!
Leslie - Cheesecake has never called to me but I know people who shop in NYC specifically for a type of cheesecake. So I think you’re on to something.
Pretty much any cheese at all…as long as it is melted
Michael - Yummy - maybe we should make that a category too!
That’s a god idea. File it in the food that will eventually kill you, even though you’ll enjoy the long slow death!
Michael - You\’re going to die anyway - why not enjoy the process?
Chocolate shakes from In & Out.
Enteman’s little cinnamon donuts. I could eat the whole box and they’re 240 calories for 3 donuts. Scary.
Onion rings
Nila - OH YES!! Those are devilish creations for sure.