Monthly Archives: June 2007

Puzzle.

I was walking through a department store last week and I saw a sign that said this: “Guys, 82% of women think that white boxer shorts are sexy.” Since I have never known a man who wore white boxer shorts, I felt it was my responsibility to check it out. And? Eh. Since, I have… Continue Reading

There's probably something wrong with me…

… but I think this is hilarious. NWA released Boyz n da hood (lyrics or song) in 1987 to the shock and horror of parents everywhere. It has now been remade by Dynamite Hack. You owe it to yourself to check out the YouTube video. I bet you’ll laugh…. Continue Reading

Pain.

D. hurt his back. Ok, he hurt his back a couple weeks ago. I mean, he really hurt his back. I, of course, have no sympathy for him. None. Not a drop. I just don’t have it in me – especially when he whines – because he has refused to do anything about it. Since… Continue Reading

Bullies.

Why is it that the bullies are the cool kids now? Yesterday I was frying my brain on the MTV site and I stumbled upon this? video – Sarah Silverman on Paris Hilton. Now let’s be clear.? I’m not a big fan of Ms. Hilton.? In fact, I think she’s a lost girl who could… Continue Reading

Neighbors.

Our next door neighbors moved out. I know you’re thinking, “so what?” But ever since the perpetual television watchers moved out, strange things have been happening next door. Our old ex-neighbors watched television all the time in a room with red walls, no curtains, and a television that was so large they had to build… Continue Reading

Cows.

I was perusing Squirrelly’s blog, when I came across this link. It’s hilarious, truly hilarious. Close your door and turn it up. My favorite? Bad Cow Pun…. Continue Reading

Vote for me!

My friend Moobz is holding a contest to determine what person has the best tenuous link to a celebrity. I said that I went to high school with the Nestle crunch girl. And I made the list! WHOO HOO!! Now it’s up to the voters – that means you. ? Click here on on the… Continue Reading