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Monthly Archives: May 2007
Bee Pretend.
I have heard a number of interesting reasons for the bee loss. Here’s a few: “It’s a bee rapture!” Without going into the fact that Peter had end stage syphillis when he wrote that chapter, I’m supposed to believe that Jesus came to earth and called the bees to him leaving the rest of us… Continue Reading
Distant noises.
“And all the other voices said, ‘change your mind, you’re always wrong’.” I’ve been thinking a lot about other voices. Voices from my past that told me I wasn’t quite right. Voices from the media that tell me I’m too old, not blonde enough or buxom enough to be valuable. Voices from society that remind… Continue Reading