Sex with Brad Pitt.
Posted on May 16th, 2007 by On a Limb w/ Claudia
“I mean, every male secretly wants to have sex with Brad Pitt, but that’s a given.”
- Adam Levine, Maroon 5 singer, in The Advocate
As your diligent reporter, I took it upon myself to ask the men in my life if Adam was right. Does every male secretly want to have sex with Brad Pitt??
Here’s some responses:
- “Boys 15-25? If I think about it. I like it. I think about f***ing it. It’s testosterone confusion.”
I said: “He’s 28 years old.”
“Not emotionally,” he responded. - “Every man wants to have sex with himself, and brad pitt embodies what every man THINKS he is…”
- “I don’t know about EVERY man, but I sure as hell do.”
While I continue my pursuit of this question, I am wondering what you think?
Filed under: Distractions, Thoughts on being human....
UPDATE:
Rocker Boy says: “Oh God no. I wouldn’t even want to do his wife.”
I’ll add them when I get them.
I asked my in-house male, Flip, about this. He said he thinks the question is wrong, that it should read, “all male monkeys want to have sex with Brad Pitt.”
“You know why,” he added.
I do. I never fail to remark upon seeing Pitt’s picture that he looks like a monkey.
I hope this helps with your survey, Claudia.
If I recall, you are not a big fan of Maroon 5. So I’m surprise you are looking into A
Adam’s moronic saying. I refer to hearts comment. If you look carefully, Adam
does resemble a monkey so maybe Flip is right “all male monkeys want to have sex with Brad Pitt.”
Squirrels say “No!”
I asked S. what he thought after reading this post, and his response was “Uhm…no.” But he did agree with the comment that B.P. embodies what every man THINKS he is.
Heart in SF - I never noticed the monkey thing… When he first had his teeth vaneered he had that monkey face. This is very funny.
Squirrelly - I’m still mad at them for their song getting stuck on my mind. It makes no sense, but… I think Adam should marry Britney - they are the perfect couple! I think Squirrels have good taste.
Rileyberry - Maybe it’s such a deep seeded secret that S. cannot admit to it. NAH!
I’ll keep asking….
I passed that on to the testosterone half of our partnership. He sai
d “Brad who?”
So I guess that’s no…
Angela
Angela - I love that. Brad who? It’s such a secret that he doesn’t even know who Brad Pitt is! lol!
While traveling in Turkey last year a very intoxicated Japanese tourist stumbled into the room and kept pointing at me and insisting I was Bra Pee. I didn’t have a clue what she was on about until a Canadian traveler snarled smirkingly from the back of the room, “She thinks you’re Brad Pitt.”
It was really hard to persuade her not to bother going back to her room for her camera.
Some friends still call me Bra Pee. I look nothing like Bra Pee. I think it would be fun to have sex with Bra Pee’s girlfriend.