“British researchers have determined that having sex three times a week for a year can work off the equivalent of six Big Macs.”
That’s what it says on this blog. It’s associated with a gym that’s run by
That’s right, the psycho guy from Dodgeball. (Click here to relive the madness.)
I start calculating… hmm…. how many Big Mac can I have? Is that six a year? or six a week?
Then I wonder how do I get to be a part of that study? I mean really: sex, free Big Macs, live in England (an easy jaunt to Paris!) and, on top of every thing, I’d even lose weight.
Anyone have any idea where to sign up?
Only 6 big macs? Seems like it’d be more!
Oh, I don’t know. Let’s see… 52 weeks times 3 times 5 minutes divided by 6. That works out to only 130 minutes of sex per Big Mac. It’s true you’d have to ask for a longer lunch hour.
I was wondering, too. Is that 6 Big Macs in a week, or a lifetime? This could make a Big McDifference in incentive.
Rileyberry – It could be six Big Mac a week – I suppose it also depends on how adventurous your sex life is. Any comments?
BroLo – I love that the celibate monk is calculated the time. How would you know?
Heart in SF – I don’t know. We’ve got the sex incentive. We’ve got the Big Mac incentive. We got the incentive to live in England. AND the incentive to lose weight. That’s a lot of incentive!
When you find out, sign me up too. And bring on the Big Macs. Yum!
HILLARIOUS!!!!
Nila – You and me sister. We’ll live in a nice flat in London together!
Pendullum – Ready to join the study?