On A Limb with Claudia

“British researchers have determined that having sex three times a week for a year can work off the equivalent of six Big Macs.”
That’s what it says on this blog. It’s associated with a gym that’s run by

That’s right, the psycho guy from Dodgeball. (Click here to relive the madness.)
I start calculating… hmm…. how many Big [...]

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You’re probably wondering about all the weird ass things that have been going on in the last couple weeks.
What weird ass things, Claudia?
Ah come on - shootings, bombings, hostage taking, crazy assed stupid stuff.  Surely you’ve noticed that things get weird in April.
It’s a popular myth that people are self-destructive over the holdiays.  Actually, people [...]

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I love caffeine.
Coffee? Bring the pot!
Espresso?  Only shots please!
I am delighted to share with you some new ways you can get your morning dose.

Shower Shock: Perfect!  Caffeinated soap!  I can now get a jolt in my morning shower.  Yippee!!
Fat Girl Slim:  Caffeine in my lotion!  Right on!  It’s supposed to be used to reduce cellulite [...]

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Here’s your warning. This post will contain “adult” content in an effort to make you laugh.
I lift weights. I love it. After working a hundred hours a week for five years, my body needs to move, work out and shake off the stress induced blubber. I am in the gym every [...]

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I thought this was hilareous. I mean which 84%? Would you KILL for my life??  Who would you kill?

Your Life is Better Than 84% of All People

You really lucked out. Your life is ideal and practically perfect.
You shouldn’t have a care or worry in the world…
And make sure you [...]

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“Can we live a life of peace and happiness?”
“I don’t think so.”
- Breaking Benjamin

I understand how they feel. Let’s look at this week by the numbers:

13 people killed at Columbine High School eight years ago today.
32 people killed at Virginia Tech a few days ago.
168 people killed in Oklahoma City twelve years ago yesterday.
12 [...]

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Life sometimes is filled with doubt.  Should I do this? Should I do that? What are the consequences of my actions?
It’s time to consult the Magic 8 ball.  Try it.  Here’s a link to my favorite Magic 8 ball site.
Let me know how it turns out!

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BroLo is a friend of mine. Yeah, we’re friends but my God, who knew he would drink so much at lunch?
It all started with a conversation about God and Saint Francis. I asked my (relatively) appropriate questions. He finished a margarita before we ordered lunch.
The waiter brought BroLo a second marguerita. We [...]

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Pam at American Spoken Here has an interview challenge on her blog.
Here are the rules:
The Rules:

Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.” I will respond by asking you five personal questions. (I will leave these questions for you in my comments) If I already know you well, expect the questions may be [...]

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I received a call Friday afternoon from a man called “Jimbo”. Yes, Jimbo. Sadly, not James Rockford but Jimbo none the less.
He said that my mail carrier did not want to deliver my bees. He said that the Saturday carrier was made of stouter stuff and had already agreed to drop them off. [...]

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