I was at the gym today and I caught one of these programs. My brain instantly rotted out of my head and spilled onto the floor watching these women fight about nothing, say nasty things to each other and generally act badly. Then it came to me.? The answer to all of their problems was… Continue Reading
Monthly Archives: January 2007
Whine – ter
It’s very cold and snowing (again) here. I have decided that this is the whine – ter of our discontent.? Feel free to post your whines below…. Continue Reading
Shock.
I’m standing stock still with my mouth hanging open.? I’m in the locker room at the gym and the television is blaring. “The question is not should Mark McGwire have more votes for the Hall of Fame,” the announcer says.? “The question is why Mark McGwire has any votes at all.” The woman next to… Continue Reading
Bow your head.
You might have seen this article.? It might not even mean anything to you.? But to me, the creator of Scooby Doo is a personal hero.? His death is felt. I grew up in a household where right was almost always wrong; where truth varied from day to day and moment to moment; and violence… Continue Reading
Snowing again.
You’re probably as sick of it as I am.? Luckily, it’s supposed to only be a foot or so……. Continue Reading
Questionnaire.
My niece has to write a report about her family. This inspired my little sister to send around a questionnaire. The questions are fairly straight forward ? what?s your name, where were you born, stuff like that. But I got hung up on: ?Do you have a story about your parents getting married?? I call… Continue Reading
Niiiiccce.
We were almost done with dinner when D. gets up to go to the bathroom. Rocker Boy and I continue chatting and laughing. “You’ve got to check this out,” Rocker Boy says. I nodded. He unzips his pants. Now really, what is a girl to do? Her husband is in the restroom. Her dear friend… Continue Reading