To the tune of Green Acres theme song:
"Colorado Trail is the place for me,
Mountain Living is the life for me,
Backpacking from Denver to Durango!
Keep Denver just give me that mountianside."
"At home is where I'd rather stay,
I do not think I can live that way,
I just enjoy an indie band show,
Darling I love you but I"ll be in the front room!"
He says: "The trails"
I say: "Emails"
He says: "Fresh air!"
I say: "Clean underwear?"
He says: "You are my wife"
I roll my eyes.
And off we went.....